|are you gay?|
|straight people:||wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!|
|are you straight:|
|straight people:||YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????|
one of my favorite scenes of any book ever.
i fuck with beyonce bc she can go from this
and that is truly my being